These are hysterical JJ, and I am copying them as fast as I can.

A rude man and a mule walked into a bar, slammed down some cash and said; give us a drink and make it snappy!

The barmaid said, We don't serve jaskass's here. The rude man said you can't talk to me that way. She turned again and said, I was talking to the mule.

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