A small boy explained the broken window to a policeman: "You see, officer, I was cleaning my slingshot and it went off."

A man was drowning. "Help, I can't swim! I can't swim!"
An elderly gentleman, sitting on the river bank chewing
tobacco, said, "Neither can I, but I'm not hollerin' about it."

CUTE one Jabber...

If I may, heres a joke I heard yesterday...

It was Halloween night and a nun stood on the corner trying to hail a cab. Finally one pulled over and the nun got inside.

The young handsome cab driver said, where to?
The nun gave the address and sat silently as if in prayer.

The young handsome man kept staring into the rear view mirror at the nun, who noticed and finally asked, why was he staring.

The young man said, sister I am so ashamed and have sinful thoughts.

She answered, well, that is sometimes normal but what are these thoughts my son?

He said, oh sister, I am a christian and I have always wanted to kiss a nun on the lips, see what a sinful christian I am.

The nun answered, that is not a sin my son, pull over and I will show you.

The cabbie turned into an alleyway and stopped. He got into the back seat with the nun and the nun kissed him long, hard, and with extreme passion.

When they reached the nuns destination and she was paying the cabbie, he looked at her, smiled and said, sister I lied, I'm no christian, I just wanted a kiss.

The nun then smiled back saying, I'm dressed this way for Halloween party here at this house, my name is Anthony, and I ain't no nun...but thanks for the kiss honey!

Chatty,
That is funnnnnnnny. Loved it!

Must admit, I thought the punch line would be, I ain't
no Nun! But I never guessed she was he!

Here's another joke that tickled me a might.

An outlaw burst into a Dodge City saloon, guns blazing, yelling, "All you dirty skunks--get out of here--pronto!"

The Saloon emptied in a hail of bullets. A lone Englishman remained at the bar, calmly finishing his drink.

"Well?" The desperado blurted, waving his smoking gun.

"Well," the Brit replied, "there certainly were a lot of them, weren't there!"