A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even thought he could probably have beaten the red light through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming wildly in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit the vehicle with her hands up!

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and put into a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, I'm very sorry for the mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blasting your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him!

She said, still angry, yeah so what???

Well, I noticed the "What Would Jesus Do?" bumper sticker,

the "Chose Life," license plate holder,

the "Follow Me To Sunday School" bumper sticker,

and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; so naturally...

I assumed you had stolen the car!

PRICELESS!!!!

Cute! There's a lot of that down here in the South!

Haha,..didn't expect that outcome.

Oh goodness...ever too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even if it's just a joke, it's nice to see the hypocrites get what they deserve.