Todd my boy...let me get this straight. You want da Queen here to go get your survey, use her valuable time that she could be answering fan mail (both letters) and answer about 50 questions about a room that I can't even find in my house? A room that the fire marshall in my town has declared off limits to me. That bout sum it up?
Oh and if I DO take this survey, and use my good judgement and give Queenly wisdom...you ARE NOT going to quote me? zat it? hmmm....any chocolate in this?

okay...okay...geezzz...

I'm in...