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#161256 - 09/28/08 05:42 PM
Funny for today
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I received this from a Boomer friend today and it gave me such a giggle...hope it gives ya'll one too!
One for the girls
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
Please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
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Love and light, hugs and blessings MamaRed (Jerilynne) www.mamaredspeaks.com www.onemillionacts.comComing Summer 2009 "Kick-Butt Kindness: 52 No Cost Ways to Ripple Kindness 'Round the World" Let's create Kick-Butt-and-Take-Names Lives!
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#161260 - 09/28/08 06:22 PM
Re: Funny for today
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Emphasis on the 'Please keep me healthy... And, thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done."
This is cute, MamaRed. I seem to remember it from somewhere (email, forum post, ?), but then again, even though memory isn't referenced, I think mine is prayer protected, thus far.
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
Please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, take it away.
Please keep my memory as good as a teen
Both short and long and in between
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
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#161264 - 09/28/08 08:10 PM
Re: Funny for today
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Absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#161473 - 10/01/08 10:27 AM
Re: Funny for today
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Hi Jabber
Glad you enjoyed it...and I relate WAYYYYYYY too much! Giggle...
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#161496 - 10/01/08 02:58 PM
Re: Funny for today
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My teenager 'forgot'...and it seems to me it was for a different reason! His was 'cuz he "didn't wanna", mine is because I can't seem to dredge up the memory of what I was even going to pretend I didn't know I was going to do! Giggle....
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#161512 - 10/02/08 12:16 AM
Re: Funny for today
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Anne...you are so right...an overstuffed brain (unfortunately, my mind went to an image of a stuffed pepper..weird, eh?). Lots to remember, lots to do...and when we slow down and take one thing at a time, it is a bit easier eh? Of course, my experience is women are so used to multi-tasking, it seems like we're moving in slow motion when we aren't! I have a friend who completely retrained herself to stop multitasking. It took quite a while 'cuz she grew up with a family of 8 kids and her mom was ALWAYS multitasking!
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#161519 - 10/02/08 08:55 AM
Re: Funny for today
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Oh, amen to that one! Hum, wonder what *that's* about!
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