Fortunately I'm not big on chips, but potatoes, oh god yes.....and sour dough bread..and a cube of butter....it's disgusting. I mean really, if it was sex or those... it would take a few minutes to decide.
There's a recipe on that website that says for mock baked potatoes you take some cauliflower, "cook the snot out of it" and then mash it and slather it with butter, sour cream and cheese and bacon bits. THAT just might work.