Ms. M, Is the lizard loose in the house? How big is s/he

yes, in the house.

Meredith, I love that you love lizards. They are gentle creatures unless of course a member of the Cumotto Dragons in the Phillipines that are now eating the villagers, NO KIDDING...

The villagers won't kill them because they worship them for some unknown reason, and over time they have multiplied and are now eating their worshipers, NO kidding, this is a fact I read in a magazine while waiting for my hair to dry in the beauty salon. Two of these 40 pound dragons walked right into a village school and grabbed and ate a 7 year old child. Its time to start erraticating these ugly, dangerous beasts now!!! Worship, my Aunt FANNY!!!

Oh and JJ, to get your goat, the aligators now won't float, take note, on their teeth we've added a coat of rubber to protect visitors to your moat...

Aren't Komodo dragons a throw back to the dinosaur? Those suckers (in this case eaters) can get huge. What an awful incident.
I'm not too fond of lizards... we have salamanders (mudpuppies) galore!!!!... close enough to lizards (are they of the lizard family? don't know, need to look that up). Nothing worse than running to the car barefooted and stepping on one of the darn things. You can try to avoid them, but some are like opossum, they freeze mid-trip, placing themselves right in your path and under your barefoot.

Gims, I'm sure they are and their saliva is deadly if they bite anyone. I watched Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter on the Gallapogus Islands when he was there filming them and he and his crew had to be especially cautious because they are fast and deadly. I would hope the government of those Islands steps in and gets rid of the overun of creatures. I mean worship is one thing but when they begin eating the children right out of the classroom, thats something else again.

Well gizzards and lizards; boats and moats...
Buster Keaton and Cyrus Eaton...
Anybody know what they're talking about, here?
Jawjaw started out with a picture of giant crab legs...
Divine Ms. M lost her baby lizard somewhere...in the house
she thinks...
And everyone else is chasing alligators around the moat?
Holy Hannah, Ike and Josephine...
R out in the Atlantic but don't U panic...
Broads, broads U wacky folks...
U make me laugh like jj's jokes!