Are you all sure they aren't just a bunch of remote controlled animated fossils? Has anyone actually turned one over to rub its belly?
Queen has you so afraid of 'Chompers,' 'Bits' and 'De La LizzArd' (the others having names, too).
And the moat, we need to all pitch in to get her a automatic pool cleaner suitable for removing scum from a moat. Then we can fill it full of root beer... and I'll contribute enough Blue Bell for root beer moat floats.