I hear ya QBall! Over 30 years here too, and I have that same kind of man in my house. He will leave 1 square of toilet paper on the roll...ya know, the one piece that is always stuck to the card board roll. I'll ask him why he didn't change the TP and he will always say because it wasn't empty!! crazy He is genius at most everything else, but that TP thing eludes him somehow! We have 3 bathrooms and all of them have been changed from the old springload TP holder to the new single slide on slide off kind. The first time he changed the TB roll on the new holder, he had to come announce it to me.... looking to get an "ata boy" out of the deed! I swear I could almost see his tail waggin'! Next task, how to keep him from turning the water faucet on full blast in the bathroom when he washes his hands. Looks like a bird bath in there!