This is my computer desk. My jewelry desk is a whole 'nother animal. Text bolded refers to action taken to remove item from desk.

CENTER:
PC computer + 2 speakers
computer sits on 3 particle board blocks so it's at correct height
keyboard and mouse are on a pullout tray
rubber bat (the type with wings, not the baseball variety) on top of computer

RIGHT SIDE:
newspaper clipping for a craft fair in April TRASH!
prescription drug info sheet move upstairs to medicine drawer
1/2 paper towel relocate to kitchen
envelope from a greeting card recycle I expect to find the card any minute now.
notepad from a local realtor
single sheet with outdated notes recycle
CD still in shrink wrap. I have no idea who the group is. Musta been a freebie somewhere. move to cd tower, where it will never be seen again
list of 2-letter scrabble words
list of 3-letter scrabble words
outdated list of 3-letter scrabble words
list of odd words starting with J, C, Q and Z
list of words with no vowels
6 various business cards or postcards with other crafters' websites
2 cards for catalogues I want (jewelry supplies)
magazine clipping to enter a contest which I'm sure ended months ago, if not years
OK, I've just straightened all that stuff into 2 very nice piles.

LEFT SIDE:
desk lamp with rotating base with compartments for stapler, paper clips, and pens. No pens are in their compartment, but 2 are on the desk.
paper napkin move to right side of desk. Just because.
Hebrew Prayer Sh'Hechiyanu
another napkin. trash OK, you know I eat lunch at the computer.
Hebrew prayer which I'm translating for a friend
written out order from customer, who keeps emailing the same order and is yet to pay for it.
list of writing websites I want to visit. I'm sure these are all bookmarked as well.
list of where I send my Library poetry event publicity.
dedicated scrabble scrap paper, where I figure out words & points
2 coupons for free birthday ice cream: Cold Stone, and Baskin Robbins

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My bead desk would probably take hours to inventory. I don't even want to try!