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#140474 - 02/01/08 01:07 PM Re: I wish someone would invent... [Re: ladyjane]
ladyjane Registered: 08/22/07 Posts: 1761 Loc: Southern Maine, USA	A manual to understand men completely _________________________ If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane ~ Jimmy Buffett
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#140475 - 02/01/08 01:09 PM Re: I wish someone would invent... [Re: ladyjane]
ladyjane Registered: 08/22/07 Posts: 1761 Loc: Southern Maine, USA	How about an underground mat under the driveway and yard that would keep ice and snow melting on contact? Well, that sounds nice but it would probably jack up the electric bill even more than it is already. Okay, forget it. Okay, I'll stop........for now. _________________________ If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane ~ Jimmy Buffett
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#140476 - 02/01/08 01:31 PM Re: I wish someone would invent... [Re: ladyjane]
Lola Member Registered: 06/23/06 Posts: 3703 Loc: London UK	You're on a roll, LJ If virus/bacteria can be man-made: a cold that is faster than we are able catch! _________________________ <><
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#140477 - 02/01/08 01:48 PM Re: I wish someone would invent... [Re: Lola]
jawjaw Da Queen Registered: 07/02/03 Posts: 12025 Loc: Alabama	How about something to kill fire ants instead of having to coax them into your neighbors yard.... Or a penalty ($'s out of their pockets) for doctors who overbook. And Airlines that changed flight departure gates that are football field lengths apart. _________________________ Queen JJ www.queenjawjaw.com All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond Humorist for the NABBW
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#140478 - 02/01/08 02:09 PM Re: I wish someone would invent... [Re: jawjaw]
QBall101 Registered: 12/21/07 Posts: 138	I want LJ's yard/drive underground mat! Can you tell we are melting out from under a snow today? LOL Mr. Sunshine's doing a pretty good job right now. YEAH! How about 0 calorie desserts....?
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#140479 - 02/01/08 02:32 PM Re: I wish someone would invent... [Re: QBall101]
jawjaw Da Queen Registered: 07/02/03 Posts: 12025 Loc: Alabama	What about politicans that are NOT dishonest _________________________ Queen JJ www.queenjawjaw.com All Things Royal - 2010 and Beyond Humorist for the NABBW
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#140481 - 02/01/08 02:53 PM Re: I wish someone would invent... [Re: ]
ladyjane Registered: 08/22/07 Posts: 1761 Loc: Southern Maine, USA	QBall, send Mr. Sun this way, please! We're getting, snow, sleet, rain, freezing rain and you can't even walk to the car in the yard (pure ice). Anne, I definitely want to see THAT invented, too....a device that is under clothing, discreet and without sound allowing one to pee in their purse into a special receptacle. _________________________ If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane ~ Jimmy Buffett
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#140482 - 02/01/08 03:28 PM Re: I wish someone would invent... [Re: ladyjane]
Dee Member Registered: 06/27/05 Posts: 2561 Loc: Alabama	Don't they make adult diapers? Or astronaut diapers? OH wait....those are only for people intending to kidnap love rivals...my bad. We could call the new driving diapers...DRIP & DRIVE _________________________ Dee "They will be able to say that she stood in the storm and when the wind did not blow her away....and surely it has not.....she adjusted her sails" - Elizabeth Edwards
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#140483 - 02/01/08 03:28 PM Re: I wish someone would invent... [Re: Dee]
Dee Member Registered: 06/27/05 Posts: 2561 Loc: Alabama	or DRIP & GO _________________________ Dee "They will be able to say that she stood in the storm and when the wind did not blow her away....and surely it has not.....she adjusted her sails" - Elizabeth Edwards
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#140484 - 02/01/08 03:47 PM Re: I wish someone would invent... [Re: Dee]
Edelweiss Member Registered: 06/05/06 Posts: 4136 Loc: American living in Europe	you gals are sooo funny. I found this somewhere in the internet: A man once went to the US Patent Office trying to register some of his inventions. He went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down his personal info and then asked what he had invented. He said, "A folding bottle." She said, "Okay. What do you call it?" "A Fottle." "What else do you have?" "A folding carton." "What do you call it?" "A Farton." She snickered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude." He was so upset by her comment that he grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about his folding bucket.
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