in honor of our Husbands who don't listen

To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. "I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her bbirthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.

I laughed until I hurt!!!!

Here's one for the man's side:

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"

hehehehehehahhaaaaaaaaaa...QBall and gimster...love it!

AH HA Anne327 Thanks to Your Mom Now it's confirmed. I'm not the only one who finds the pants are the best part of football...Loved the joke grimster. How bout those Wrangler butts stickin' outta chaps? LOL You know what they say, "Wrangler butts drive me Nutts"

Did you hear about the man & woman watching TV?? The man says "'you want a snack while I'm going to the kitchen?'. Woman, "yes but you better write it down, you can't remember and don't listen"..Man: "I do too, just tell me". So she tells him: "I want 2 dips of ice cream w/ chocolate syrup and sprinkles"...half hour later he comes back with, ice cream w/ Strawberries and whip cream. To which she looks at him in disgust and says, "I TOLD you to write it down, I wanted mayo on my sandwich NOT mustard you fool".
OR this one: What did one saggy boob say to the other?...."if we don't get some support soon people will think we're nutts". LOL Not sure where I heard that, hope I'm not reposting it. When I read it I laughed so loud my DH in the other room hollers "WHAT?"....finally he listens & I didn't say anything.

I'm thinking - to be forty again...

What was your best year or years?

I think I was the happiest when I was around the age of 35. People finally were giving me the respect an adult deserves.

I hope you don't mind, gimster....but your question, "What was your best year or years?" would be perfect for a thread, so I'll start it right now!!