Addressing Dotsie's idea that there were 'blonde' heads here on the forum:

A Blonde's Year in Review:

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said
'2-4 years!'

April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel .

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven'
Button on the stupid phone!!!

Your wish is my command, Anne....this isn't a year in review but good enough. Now, ladies, please don't yell at me...I really love men....but these can be funny if you let them!

Q. What do you call a man with half a brain?
A. Gifted.

Q. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
A. Bonds Mature.

Q. What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
A. One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

A. What did God say after creating man?
Q. I can do better.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
A. They can't stand criticism.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.

Q. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A. A tourist.

Q. Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
A. To keep them from grazing.

Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person
who makes all their decisions.

Q. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the
Olympics?
A. He had it bronzed.

Q. What is gross stupidity?
A. 144 men in one room.

Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to
put in it?
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?

Q. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
A. Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake
the stove.

Q. What is a man's view of safe sex?
A. A padded headboard.

Q. How do men sort their laundry?
A. "Fifthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

Two guys were strolling down the street when one guy exclaimed,
"how sad - a dead bird."
The other man looked up and said, "where?"

Dancer9 and LadyJane, I'm laughing so hard at these, my eyes are tearing!

OH MY GOD, these are so funny. Seriously I was laughing so hard I had to run to the potty. My poor dogs think I've gone round the bend for sure this time. LAUGHING!!!!!

And I can verify that most of these are true...being a strawberry blonde.

This stuff is hilarious!!!!

This is my first post on the board and just wanted to say I really enjoyed the humor..

Yuhooooo....Sunnybeaches! Welcome! Do we know how to have fun or what? I mean, life is tough enough, isn't it? While we do discuss some heavy topics here and there, we try really hard to balance it all out with love, tenderness and humor.

We are tickled to death you have joined us. Please tell us more about you when you feel comfortable doing so, won't you?

You can put it here, or go to the WELCOME section and put it there. Doesn't matter...there are no spelling or grammar police here.

Have fun and again, WELCOME!