I took my granddad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My granddad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Granddad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response;
knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

OUT LOUD! LOL! TOO FUNNY!

Spit my tea all over my keyboard on that one....Hilarious!!!

hehehehehe.....that is a GEM !!!

Good one.

Mustang girl,
I had a granddad like yours. He was always telling jokes.
But I must say, I never heard him give a comeback quite like that! LOL...heeheehawhawhaw...

P.S. Incidentally, Mustang, I've got a kid in Goose Creek.
Know where that is????

ooh, that was good!

Hahaha...hope the boy's jaw dropped!

Simply too funny..
Always knew older people had a side they keep in store to cope with the rest of us.
Mountain ash

This is hysterical. I absolutely love it, but is this a joke that you passed on, or did your grandfather really say it?