Dysfunction Junction What's Your Function! I always thought that would make a great title of a book if I ever wrote about my family. Sounds like you have the same problem.

One year my boyfriend and girlfriend and I went to my parents for Thanksgiving. My boyfriend was a chef so he did all the cooking. The three of us also cleaned up afterward. Later, I hear that my mother said she worked her fingers to the bone and we did nothing. Can't win.