I have absolutely NO clue but I'd like to know.

As I've said before, my 91 year old mother in law lives with us and it's difficult. Very, very difficult. Not for her especially, but for Dave and I. She'll do these TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS things and 30 seconds later forget and then wonder why we're upset with her.

How do you get someone to use enough toilet paper? (no, it's NOT enough that you take one square, rip it in half and then use half and save half)

How do you get someone to wash their hands? (you just wiped yourself and you HAVE to wash your hands!)

How do you get someone to bath...even twice a week?

How do you get someone to change their clothes even 2 or 3 times a week?

How do you get someone to stop, cease and quit hanging their underwear all over their bed posts, chair arms, etc.? (They were wet and needed to dry...the reason they were wet is because you peed yourself because you didn't feel like getting out of bed or the chair and get to the bathroom...)

How do you get someone to stop telling OUTRAGEOUS lies? (this woman will just make up stuff about people..."I heard she got a better job than her husband and now they are having problems" this said about someone she doesn't even know!)

I'm going crazy; wanna come along? I gotta warn you though...it's a short trip.