Ha! I liked that last one Gimster. It reminded me of a phone call I got a couple of months ago.

It was from an old lost friend of mine; a guy, who I had a platonic friendship with. (Yes, those do exist). At the time we were both tied up in our own relationships. Anyway, he said he always regretted not fighting for me.

He asked me if I looked the same...Ha! This was over 32 years ago. I said "Of course". He asked me if I've gained any weight. I said, "not a pound". He asked if I die my hair…Me; " Don't need to; no gray hair." By this time he's dying and kicking his own a...

Lord help me if I ever run into him by accident....But then again; he would never recognize me. tee hee