How about starting with a list of topics, such as:

*Bodily functions (a bit rude, to me, but sometimes funny)

*Strife between husband and wife - the showering joke Dianne posted, hairs on the soap in particular - in my life the "snoring" is the worst, I use an ipod to get to sleep, but I can still hear it! and he says I snore, humph!

*Rushing to get ready and getting to church on time - nothing goes right, it seems, I remember saying out loud when I was younger, "Get the behind me Satan".

*Satan (not the red faced, horns and tail one) in our lives - that would be a good

*What kind of underwear to wear, or whether to wear any at all - I remember when I had to buy the next size up and how disconcerting it was

*Going to the beach, seeing all the buff and beauty and thinking about how cellulite came into being

*Needing grandchildren to be quiet in certain places - should gran bribe, threaten, remove, ignore

*OH, OH - the signals married couples have for each other - i.e. kick under the table, "the look", pinch on the soft spot under the upper arm, etc.

*Running into an old acquaintance and trying not to have them remember who you are