the oreos are such an aphrodesiac that some people will do anything to get them. You see, it was the tall dark handsome thief that had seduced meredith with oreos long before she knew he would turn on her to get hold of her stash of the legendary aphrodesiac. Here is how he claimed her for his own: he brought the oreos to her in a satin draw string bag lined with caramel colored cloth. This was no ordinary bag because the strings were not strings at all but golden locks from a real live fairy. The fairy had used her magic wand to cause all oreos in the land to become powerful aphrodesiacs. Before Meredith learned of his betrayal, she had created the toga (toque) because he had wooed her with oreos. Ah, she fell so hard for his charms! Her sisters, nearly a thousand strong, all tried to warn her that this tall dark handsome man was too good to be true. Yet, full of the powerful potion of oreos, she....