"Today!" exclaimed chick as she flittered around the room, licking the salt from the Margarita glass she had in one hand while trying to fit her strewn clothing into her suitcase with the other. "Short notice but Hey, ya only live once, right?...Anyone see my bikini wax kit? I need it to do my eyebrows." Diaaannnnee, did you see...

"I can't think of a better way to celebrate Algelmuse's Birthday can you, Danita? Danita?...DANITA!!!...wake up. ELVIS has left the building. C'mon get up, you're gonna be late!
What's all the commotion about said a sleepy eyed...