Honey, if I was a shrink, I would be working on my waistline...get it? shrink? waistline? hahahah...mahahah...I kill me! I should be writing humor! LOL! Hey, wait a minute..I do. Hm...

I'm a budget analyst. My friends call me the Lee Iococca of checkbooks because I can spend all my money and still convince the bank there's plenty of money left over for the bills. Teehee...its an art.

JJ