Well I actually have two methods.

1) Have a wreck and break everything on your left side, then collect. Uh huh.

2) Find a man who is terminally ill, has no children or Ex hanging around, loves fluffy women and his Mother is dead. Okay, this one is still in the works.

What?

Oh alllllright. I have a 401K, a pension which I will start drawing next Feburary and my fingers are crossed for the lotto. Other than that...its back to #2. While #1 worked fine, I found out I'm allergic to pain.

JJ