Ummmmm, excuse me, please...<clearing throat here>...as it happens, I have the software to print a calendar <g>. That's what Dave and I give as Christmas gifts...calendars of critters, beasts and varmints at Thistle Cove Farm.

As long as the photos don't *really* show anything, or much, why not? I just read in Hobby Farms magazine <the May/June issue> there are a bunch of farmers <as in male farmers> who have done the same thing. Nude calendar to support the arts <the imagination reels> in their county school system.

So, that makes the English Calendar Girls, the men gardners in Dallas or Houston <can't remember>, the farmers in wherever and the Boomer Gals. At least we're in good company!