WOW,

I'm thinking Tina Turner's legs, J Lo's behind, and Jane Mansfield's boobs (Oh, I forgot she's dead. Oh well, may her boobs live on)

Oh yeah, I need new hair too. I think I want blonde. Maybe Marilyn Monroe's.... Okay, I know she's dead too, but then so is my hair this winter. Actually my boobs aren't feeling well either. In fact, they're just laying around half dead as we speak. And my derriere's just dragging along behind. It needs a little J Lo lift if you ask me. And Tina's legs would certainly give me a leg up.

I say to heck with being who we are. I've been who I am for way too long already. I'm ready to be someone else. Yessirree. I was born to be a BABE!!!

Onward.

smile

[ January 10, 2004, 11:48 AM: Message edited by: smilinize ]