You girls are really funny, I read all of the responses to my question and was laughing outloud to the monitor. Some real good suggestions came through and I appreciate every one of them. I love the line about kicking and screaming all the way to becoming a born domestic godess. If it were not for my wonderful mother in law I would have been throwing that fit as well. How Funny!!! By the bye, Oysterears came from this: When our most precious dog(she is a white lab) has something she shouldn't or if she is really happy she turns her ears inside out so you can see the pink inside and it looks like an oyster. So we call her oyster-ears sometimes.Her real name is Gretchen Louise. Thanks for asking. And thanks for all of the responses. Oysterears!!