Oh Queen Jaw-Jaw.... guess whaaaaa-aaaaaaat???

Linda Sharp, owner of Sanity Central and author of "Stretchmarks On My Sanity" has offered me a spot as a regular columnist on her website! I'm beside myself with joy.

You'd better watch out, Queenie. I'm going to take over the world. Today I'm a non-paid columnist on an internet site, tomorrow I'll be sitting with The Oprah telling her about the little people that made it all possible.

But seriously, an email you sent me during my severe editor-induced depression is displayed over my desk. It reminds me that if I can make you laugh, I can probably make someone else laugh.

I'm off. I'm heading out to We-B-Crowns to order a size large tiara for my swelling head.