ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Jawjaw.. you da woman!

you dated Moses? my aren't you a young'un. I think I babysat your granny when I was growin' up.

Check's in the mail, huh? Hmmm... whadda say, kids? Do I believe her?

Anyone with a sense of humor like that has gotta be truthful!

thank you so much for ordering my book and I'll definitely keep my eyes peeled for the mailman.

(I peel them daily and keep them in a jar next to my bed.) heehee.. .. did you ever wonder about some of those statements in books?

"She rolled her eyes about the room." Yikes.. can you just imagine a room full of rolling eyes?

"He slid his eyes up her body." Slimey eyeballs sliding up my body? No thanks!

"She cast her eyes across the room." I sure hope there was someone on the other side of the room to catch them.

okay, that's enough. I can only be amusing for so long. I gotta get back to editing.