I'm sorry, I'm a complete dud here. I saw Blue Jasmine (good) and American Hustle (just way too long and a mess), and that's about it. I realized awhile ago that I don't really care who wins these awards because I cannot figure out how it affects my life. Yes, I have gotten more selfish in my old age.

I'm not much of a television watcher, so the internet is great for me: the day after the Oscars I look at pictures of the dresses, which is fun.

And then I'm done.