Oh puleaseeee...what a bunch of whiney-butts...

Listen up. Use this period of time in your life to have some fun and at the same time, get that revenge you've only dreamed about. I mean...your family knows you're unpredictable...play it up?

"Honey, what's for supper?
"Anything you want to fix BUCKO...are we clear?"

"Sugar, have you seen the TV remote?"
"You want to watch TV while I'm suffering and in need of chocolate? Do you want me to die? Do you want me to expire on the spot? Are you truly that thoughtless?" (when he runs from the room, sit back and turn the TV back on...enjoy)

These are just the tip of the ice berg girls! Use your imagination! Make your children afraid NOT to clean their rooms. Make them VERY afraid. You will get more help and more boxes of chocolate than you can imagine.

What are you women, rookies?

JJ