Oh Chickadee, you make me both smile and laugh.

I read your Christmas poem and couldn't believe you wrote that yourself. You should've been a commedian! Me thinks you are wasting talent.

I thought I heard JawJaw groan earlier when I suggested that you chomp down on some carrots or celery. In good conscience, I couldn't advise you to pull out the oreos, especially not with all the Christmas cookies I suspect are already hidden under couch pillows and such.

Beat those demons, they are the ghosts of cigarettes past.