I bet you have to Jabber...

Which addiction is worse??

Once I was horribly stout,
I was fluffy and flabby all about.

I decided to cut what I was eating,
swore before I overindulged, I'd take a beating.

As the days went by,
I noticed I barely had to try.

My portions became smaller and healthy,
off me the doctor would no longer become wealthy.

I skipped wherever I use to walk,
never out of breath I could skip and still talk.

I still have many, many pounds to lose,
so now instead of eating, I'm swilling down booze...

Hiccup!!!