Haven't been in here for a couple days because I had to cowtow
to various obligations.

L words: lab, labefaction, label, labial

That handsome scientist in the chemistry lab,
Stopped my heart, as if I'd been stabbed.

My steps were weakened,
Labefaction set-in,
For I started to totter,
And my face donned a grin.
With the label, drunken woman,
I could've been tagged,
Had anyone seen me,
But don't mean to brag.

Suddenly, my lips labial a pucker,
I wanted his kiss, more than any other.
The research lab was run by a dish,
And that instructor became my biggest wish.