Okay, this is a trip. When I suggested using the dictionary, I didn't necessarily mean the first four words of A-Z. I think that was Chatty's idea. And it's fine with me. Forget the b words I used and go with the first four of all 26 letters. Then we can come back and do the next four. That's cool!

babble, baboon, baby, bachelor

Should the doctor tell me, I'm having a baby,
Not only would I cry, I'd babble like crazy.

For the bachelor I'm dating, would rant and carry-on,
He's dumb as a baboon and mean as a moron.