Wish they'd invent an elixir,
Or maybe a potion would do,
Women could use and rely on,
For tempering emotional blues.

One minute a gal can be happy,
fluttery and even a bit glad,
Two minutes later she's bummed 'n angry,
and startin' to grow a might sad.
One second she's in the spirit,
Seconds later she's feelin' resent,
Monday she might be mellow,
By Tuesday she's gettin' all bent.
Wednesday she's distressed and strung out,
Thursday she sportin' a pout,
Friday arrives, she's barely alive,
And wonderin' what life's all about!

The largest roller coaster ever made,
Rises not to emotional grades.

Today you might fly higher,
Than any kite has ever flown,
Tomorrow you've lost your balance,
And fallen farther than man's ever known.

I love being a female,
Feeling sensitive, frilly 'n all,
What I don't like,
Are uncontrolled feelings,
And the severity of emotional falls.