I went to the dentist a few days ago,
feeling as naked like Lady Godiva
he said, BITE down on this my dear,
we need to drain the SALIVA.

EXCELLENT my dear, you showed almost no fear,
next time you have a bad tooth, don't wait a year.
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I knew my boyfriend was fickle,
He turned PURPLE when caught with OLIVE,
Her face contorted from his flirtacious TICKLE.

We were as different as we could be,
I was like an ORANGE, he like a pea.

I was fruity, round, ripe and delicious,
he was small, green, and not at all nutricious.


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