You and your poem madame are AWESOME!!!!!! Really, it took my breath away.

Went to the laundromat as my clothes were all scruffy,
Added Sunshine softener to make them nice and FLUFFY.

Across the room sat a man puffing on a stoke,
the smell was discusting, which to me was no JOKE.

Tried to cover my nose, turned away from his sight,
But he saw me and laughed, of it, tried to make LIGHT.

The woman in charge rushed up the aisle,
sprayed water on his cigar while sporting a SMILE.

She told him, look up and read the sigh above you Fred,
it says, "no smoking" or we'll dump water on your head!


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