Edelweiss with that last poem you out did yourself, no kidding!

My job was to hire Christmas help,
to do the restaurant staffing.
If I weren't so overwhelmed,
I'd have fainted dead away from LAUGHING.

The first to apply was plain rotund,
I was shocked that she was so smelly,
This poor huge girl needed two zip codes,
one for her and one for her BELLY.

Tried her out in the office to be kind,
but it was obvious she wasn't clerical,
The mistakes she made were so stupid,
every person that worked there was HYSTERICAL.

I fudged and said she had artistic presence,
go down to Macys and wrap PRESENTS.


WORDS: pinch, fire, water, tolerate