Edelweiss, I'm laughing so hard I can barely type...tears are streaming down my face...this is the most delightful poem I think I've ever read! And I cannot remember the last time I laughed this well. I'm printing it off and pinning it up on the bulletin board beside the computer!
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When you don't like a thing, change it.
If you can't change it, change the way you think about it.

(Maya Angelou)