Here's a warning for all you to heed,
Watch out for the big, bad wolf, is my creed.
For a wolf will come knocking at your door,
And it matters not what he's done before.
What you're modeling, he cares not at all,
For the food you're eating or your household decor.
A viking one time, long, long ago,
Encountered a wolf, don't you know,
And though a sea rover, the man really was,
That wolf chewed the viking,
Then spit out the fuzz.