Lol Gims you could be serious competition for Dr. Spock
you got any new words?

I'll try Eagle's: remember, fog, lighthouse, raft

Oh daft,
I left my raft,
In the turquoise waters of Thailand,
It’s floating by a lighthouse island!

“Well,, do you have a foggy notion
Why you jumped into that salty ocean?”

Yes, it was a stormy day in November!
I was a little drunk, - can’t really remember.
- wanted to travel like they did on Kon-Tiki,
Ran out of drinks, and got so damn thirsty.
So I jumped off, and cried “Oh mercy”!

Now I’m sitting in a bar drinking whisky,
mourning over my raft, feeling misty.
Tired of traveling, don't want to roam.
"Hellooooo? - Can anyone out there take me home?"