Travel, dude, cash, Texas

If you're gonna travel way out to Texas,
Save your cash and cut down on expenses.
Some folks say the Commander in Chief,
Is the reason gas prices ain't so cheap.
As for my redneck dude and me, that black
lab baby that makes number three,
No time soon will anyone see,
Us make our home in Texas,
It just ain't gonna be!

New words,
Halloween, Scary, Spooks, Psycho