freebie, knock kneed, left shoe, gone

Got one of those freebie flyers in the mail;
about bargain shoes, and THE great sale.

It showed sport shoes and dress shoes,
House shoes and play shoes
Right shoes and left shoes
Chow chows chewing show shoes ( say that fast 5 times)

I’m gone! I cried, while slipping into the car,
And sped down that highway to the big shoe bazaar;
Singing loud and clear, Rock Me Baby with the radio!
Rock me! I’m knock kneed, hidy ho - ho!

I screeched into the parking lot, and ran to the store,
When I saw a huge crowd standing at the door!
I covered my ears, for they screamed; ... no they roared!
“ Shoes are all gone?! We want more more more!” mad mad mad mad mad mad mad


Travel, dude, cash, Texas
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