I worked at a place where tickle me moose were suddenly all the rage
We'd dress them up in Tennis Shoes and got paid quite the wage
When testing them we tickled them behind their long back legs
One by one they rolled across til I noticed one with "eggs"?
And as I checked the inventory I said, I'm in a pickle
They all had "eggs" between their legs, sure they won't be worth a nickel
I told the gal who glued the "eggs" on each and every Moose
I wanted two "test" tickles to see if anything was loose
I guess the deed is done now and we have to sell these toys
Renamed them Moosie Goosie and yes they ALL are boys
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