Ok...here goes

I was a beer drinker til age 24
When I dated a guy who was much younger
He drove me to drink Tequila and Coke
and didn't fulfill all my hunger

I changed to a man who was older than me
Age shouldn't matter... I'm frisky
That was when I turned 53
He drove me to Bourbon and Whiskey

I tried once again to find me a man
who didn't entice me to drink
The one that I found was an X whino hound
So I decided I'd date him...my shrink

That didn't last and my life flew by fast
T'was time to give it a rest
I now live alone and I own my own home
With a wine cellar empty at best

I'm now at an age where sobers the rage
Alas I can't help where I've been
I've given up drink which allows me to think....
Men just get under my skin

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chick
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