Ps...a few weeks ago I went to the flea market and bought a bottle of perfume. Before buying it I must have tried on 10 or more. This stuff is called Feramone and purports to attract the opposite sex like crazy!! You can look it up online...

Anyway, I bought it, showered and bathed in Feramone before going out with my husband for the evening. He owns two cats, a male and a female.

I strutted my stuff into his house and leaned on the counter in my most seductive way. He sniffs and says, did you spray for hornets before coming here? Meantime, the male cat wanders into the kitchen swaggering up to me and mewing a silent mew, blinking his eyes and rubbing my legs.
He jumped up into my arms and began rubbing around my face. He wouldn't leave me alone and he's not usually like that!

I laughed to tears and explained to my husband what I had done. We both got a good one out of my near fatal attraction.