Chick, I just remembered a fantastic Ventriloquist show we visited in Las Vegas (about 14 years ago). The puppeteer conversed with his oversized parrot.

While talking he'd wave his hand about, and sometimes touched the parrots feet.
That caused the parrot to squawk each time, "Don't touch my feet!"
It came off very funny, the place was rocking from laughter.

I was just thinking if you have Nellie as a boomer, you could sort
of use this idea, but instead of 'Don't touch my feet', you could have
her say" Watch out for those corns!" or "Give me a foot massage",
or something along that line.

My kids used to squawk that line for years afterwards.