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#73980 - 10/18/05 08:52 AM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
Princess Lenora Offline
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Registered: 11/11/04
Posts: 3503
Loc: Colorado
Lynn329 smiled brightly and love and light was shining on the boomer women, and joy was spreading across the people, and violence was a thing of the past. Everyone was stoned on the mind-blowing mellowing effects of the jello. Lynn's favorite scientist and secret fantasy deemed the mustard concoction as the missing ingredient to clean up the enviornment. World peace was readily obtained because ....

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#73981 - 10/18/05 03:04 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
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Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
there were NO politicians present and NO one was in charge. They didn't need anyone in charge.

Just then, 20 flamingo's came walking into the room and on their backs were serving trays...FULL of Oreo's...behind them were purple donkeys (hey, I'm writing this) and in their saddle pouches were pitchers of milk, whole, 1%, 2%, and chocolate. The crowd was astonished but happpy... the music was "Lean on Me" but just as Danita started singing ....

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#73982 - 10/18/05 04:48 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
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Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 1052
Loc: Ohio
Daisy, the Weimaraner, strutted into the ballroom as if she were the queen. She wore a Dolce & Gabanna creation and looked stunning with bling dripping from her neck and wrists, all four of them. Trixie, Daisy's best girlfriend, greeted her with a fine high five and said.....

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#73983 - 10/18/05 05:52 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
Eagle Heart Offline
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Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 4876
Loc: Canada
"Did you bring the Spam?"

[ October 18, 2005, 11:45 AM: Message edited by: Eagle Heart ]

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#73984 - 10/18/05 06:40 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
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Registered: 10/11/05
Posts: 645
Loc: boise
To which Daisy replied, "Oh yes! and I brought recipes for the 20 cases that Smile so graciously supplied - there's recipes for spam gumbo, coconut spam, pineapple spam, barbecued spam, sugared spam, spam with nuts on top, spam quiche, eggs with spam, spam with green jello, spam with grey poupon. And then there's the dessert section - bouncing chocolate spam, bouncing chocolate spam whith whipped cream...but whom shall we choose to create these delicacies?

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#73985 - 10/18/05 06:57 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
Dianne Offline
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Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 6123
Loc: Arizona
And...JJ was not a choice because they all knew she didn't cook...

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#73986 - 10/19/05 07:02 AM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
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Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
but suddenly to the rescue came a voice that had already become familiar to sooo many boomer women across the nation! It was CHATTY WOMAN! Faster than a Fry Daddy... Smarter than the Microwave... Chatty-woman burst thru the door wearing her "I'm here with stupid" T-shirt which pointed to

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#73987 - 10/19/05 07:25 AM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
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Registered: 03/22/05
Posts: 4876
Loc: Canada
Mr Diputs, Chatty's personal ingredient measurer and dishwasher. Chatty took one look at the buffet flamingos and gasped in horror. She marched over to the crownless JJ, (stepping on the clean hair of Lynn329 who was still lying on the floor) and cried...

[ October 18, 2005, 12:27 PM: Message edited by: Eagle Heart ]

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#73988 - 10/19/05 07:37 AM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
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Registered: 10/11/05
Posts: 645
Loc: boise
Searcher because she was so stupid that she never filled out a Life Application and therefore never received any benefits!! Searcher turned to CHATTY WOMAN, yanked at the bottom of her cape and said"Oh great CHATTY WOMAN" Can YOU in all your wisdom and great power, fix this mess?

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#73989 - 10/18/05 08:42 PM Re: October's Story - You Help Write It
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Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 1052
Loc: Ohio
Chatty replied, "Why of course! The head chef of this hotel happens to specialize in Spam creations! I'll see what he can create! The boomer women, both 2 and 4 legged, are having too grand of a time to fool with cooking!" She returned with a smile on her face.........

[ October 18, 2005, 01:43 PM: Message edited by: Daisygirl ]

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