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#62984 - 01/11/04 08:41 AM Re: Boomer Women Calendar Girls
smilinize Offline
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Registered: 11/08/03
Posts: 3512
Loc: outer space
Oh, you are so right. And the boobs bouncing off the kneecapss will just about knock you unconscious.

I need my new body ASAP!!!

smile

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#62985 - 01/11/04 08:42 AM Re: Boomer Women Calendar Girls
smilinize Offline
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Registered: 11/08/03
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My daughter says boobs after forty just hang around like tennis balls in panty hose.

Where did I get that Rotten Kid?

smile

[ January 10, 2004, 12:43 PM: Message edited by: smilinize ]

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#62986 - 01/10/04 10:55 PM Re: Boomer Women Calendar Girls
DonnaJ Offline
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Registered: 11/01/03
Posts: 1076
Loc: Ohio, USA
You guys have me dying here, I'm laughing so hard. I saw the movie "Calendar Girls" last night and it is a hoot! And I must say, those gals looked pretty good to me! Of course, I could relate!!

Maybe we could just make a calendar for the computer? Not actually print anything out, but make it like a file we can download? I'm not sure how all that works, but we could do it up and make it a zip file. Then we could e-mail it to all of our Boomer friends, and have links to this site on it. Any computer-savvy people out there??

Just thinkin...as I type...which is what usually gets me into trouble. [Big Grin]

Donna

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#62987 - 01/11/04 08:18 AM Re: Boomer Women Calendar Girls
smilinize Offline
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Registered: 11/08/03
Posts: 3512
Loc: outer space
Hey DonnaJ,

Now that's a great idea. We can put the calendar online and spam everyone with ads for it. You know kind of like the spam I get all the time wanting to sell me viagra and enlarge my male? private parts.

And Wait!! Maybe the calendar could be an 'add on' to the enlargement and viagra spam. You know kind of a two for one type deal. Yessirree! That oughtta' go over real big. And talk about promotion.....

Of course with all our new body parts, the guys may not need the enlargement and viagra, but..

(((( Sorry, I was just having having a crude moment.))))

smile

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#62988 - 01/11/04 09:59 AM Re: Boomer Women Calendar Girls
meredithbead Offline
The Divine Ms M

Registered: 07/07/03
Posts: 4894
Loc: Orange County, California
So with all our new body parts, what do we do with the old ones? Give them to the guys?

No wait, they're already lined up... [Roll Eyes]

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#62989 - 01/11/04 06:21 PM Re: Boomer Women Calendar Girls
smilinize Offline
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Registered: 11/08/03
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Well, my old body parts may be ready for the junk heap by now. Lots of miles and way out of warranty. Of course the motor's still good. The muffler's loose and she's got a slow whine. The transmission seems a little sluggish and the tires are going bald. She starts a little slow, but boy once she starts purring, there's no stopping her. Can climb any hill and will pass any of those fancy new models on the road.

WHOOEEEE!! Can't wait to see photos of our sleek new bodies on some mechanic's wall.

Onward.

smile

[ January 11, 2004, 10:25 AM: Message edited by: smilinize ]

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#62990 - 01/11/04 07:07 PM Re: Boomer Women Calendar Girls
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Registered: 07/02/03
Posts: 12025
Loc: Alabama
hmmm....a calendar of ahem..old women with new cars? a calendar of ahem..ahem...older women with young mechanics? Or maybe it was ahemm...cough...ahem....older women with young professional, one fireman, one doctor, one Wall Street, one policeman....I'm getting confused...

what exactly were we going to do? and why?

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#62991 - 01/12/04 08:37 AM Re: Boomer Women Calendar Girls
Dotsie Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 23647
Loc: Maryland
Order in the court! What's going on here? [Eek!]

All I know is that I saw Calendar Girls yesterday and loved it. I couldn't help but think how creative, gutsy, and fun those women were. I found myself wanting to be their friends.
If you haven't seen it, you must. [Big Grin]

I want to know who the lucky photographer is? [Wink]

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#62992 - 01/12/04 08:38 AM Re: Boomer Women Calendar Girls
smilinize Offline
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Registered: 11/08/03
Posts: 3512
Loc: outer space
WOW!! What a concept. Maybe it's not our bodies that need upgrading. Maybe we just need new DRIVERS. WHOOEE. I'm thinking Keneau? Reeves, Brian Pitts, that guy in Cold Mountain (forgot his name--senior moment),

Maybe we're a bunch of classics!!! And a classic can't be improved upon. Maybe we just need a little "restoration" and a new driver-or two. In my case it might take a lot of restoration like "Extreme Makeover"!! I think I might have overinflated the tires a little too. In fact, the whole body may be over inflated. And the paint job is beginning to crack a little, but... Shucks, fact is, I already got a new driver and boy is he ever getting the old motor going. WHOOEEE!!

Onward.

smile

[ January 11, 2004, 12:44 PM: Message edited by: smilinize ]

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#62993 - 01/12/04 08:47 AM Re: Boomer Women Calendar Girls
smilinize Offline
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Registered: 11/08/03
Posts: 3512
Loc: outer space
Dotsie,

Can't you get these women under control? Mention nudity and young men and everybody gets crazy.

Of course I would never be a part of any kind of hanky panky (of course not). But there's some really wild boomer women running around here causing havoc.

You're going to have to DO something.

smile

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