FBI tracking us online.....

NOTICE: I received this information this morning and wanted to pass it along. Homeland Security and the FBI has found a way to track us on line and hopefully any terrorists as well. See the link below for their sophistigated method....LOL
After opening link, move your curser around.


http://users.chartertn.net/tonytemplin/FBI_eyes/

If it's true then it could only be a sign of the times, Chatty. I only hope that they learn from all the discussions here. And if a man happens to be the "eye" then a lot can be learned.

And if he's indeed lurking, I would like to say: Hello there, Eye!

This is a joke ladies, a joke....as far as I know!!!

all thin surfing is making me crosseyed

a funny link chatty cheers

celtic_flame

Shall we make a game of it, Chatty? Let's call it "paranoia". So supposing some IS watching our thread...a man at that...what do we do? I know I'll wink back if there's an "eye" out there?

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Lola, great image! Let's see. Who do you look like?

Joke or no joke, that wouldn't surprise me. All I can say is, those poor dudes will get bored real fast tracking me. So drink lots of coffee to keep awake FBI eyes!!!!

Dotsie, it's Mona Lisa!

Bonnierose: They're tracking? I must start wearing one of these in case they start reading minds as well..

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lol toooooo funnie lola

celtic_flame

Is that you, Celtic? Identify yourself. Hmmm...I've become paranoid because it seems "eyes" are now tracking us. I have called on reinforcements.

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Imagine if you will an alien race from somewear deep within the universe happen to stumble upon this link and hold us as an example of the greatness of all of humanity.......great eh! lol lets confuse them some more, bahhh the FBI or FB eye lol...

lola run in tight circles with your mouse gets them all cross eyed....

Will the chipmunck fire at will, is he even house tranned lol
keep her lit

celtic_flame

I don't know why they would want to "eye" us in the first place! They must want for scolding. At this time of the night from where we are, there would'nt be much for them to "eye" but this!

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yes and the antidote.......... F.B. eye
..poke....double poke.......

blinded temperarly but peace to sit in out nighties with DIGNITY
(thats my pet cats name lol).....

lola i have one of those nighties in blue...

celtic_flame

Your cat's name is Dignity? I, too, have that nightie in blue and one in pink. But, we digress. Remember we are being watched and tracked! I have called further reinforcement for our reinforcement. A boomerwoman!
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Uheeee...who needs television...you girls are entertainment pur.
(The FBI asked me to post this)

Ugh! Hannelore!!! Have they got to you already? Any man who looks like this and starts taking out a notebook is FB"eye". Stay away from him! Run, girl, run!!!

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Are they holding you hostage, Hannelore? Yelp for help so we can come to get you. "We shall fight them on beaches, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender..."


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In the meantime, don't give away secret recipes from BWS. Anthing else but that!

No cat called dignity heer, i have alergies lol

it was coded for our own protection....

The need for blue poliester is high...and pink...

but bewaire HANNILORE young pup with water pistol a child of the all seeing eye bewaire.....

watch a man with a hat and note book, he's doing more than practicing the tango....

celtic_flame

Lola, these pictures are too funny!

Gotcha, Celtic. D.I.G.N.I.T.Y. Shhhhhhh. Keep the code secret. Squirtgun is an ally. You can trust him. He is wise despite his size.

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Get dressed in this. It meets the polyester requirement. We can rescue Hannelore from the FB"eye" in it.

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In the meantime, I have called on the cavalry. FB"eye" ain't getting the better of us!

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Celtic: Contact this person for instructions and be put on the right path

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The password is "Po". You can also address her as "Pet".

Woohey! Lola is my best student!!! LOL

Lola, they might not recognize me in the polyester, but they will surely find me, cause polyester makes me smell!

Darn this polyester! They shrink! Now, how the heck am I going to fight in this? But...I must...to save you, Hannelore.

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Anne: The craft was passed by the old master of the past

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then down to HANNELORE who passed it on to me. I can teach you but we have got to go by the secret password. You can scroll up for this. But, sssssshhhhhhh! FB"eye" watches!

po DIGNITY PET pet oh and stay sweet lol

the old teacher refuses to give the picture secrete away, i have clicked and double clicked all over him but still he refuses to talk........more extreem tourture may be required, poliester knicker...shocking (or was that nylone, school is a distant memory to me)

With mistress hannilore missing and vulrible to the whims of the F.B. "eye" we might be a lost race, oh wooo who will save us but us....not the USA but US..AH! a forgotten H has been found. we might be free still......but beware the all seeing FB"eye" is forever close upon us

forever, your frend in purple tartain poliester

C...._F....

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oh blast another failed attempt

forever trying to figure it out,

c_f

Psssst, Celtic. He said he can rustle up the tartan army for us. He said he knows you. I said: "Phwoar! By jingo! But, just hang on, mate. I shall verify your credentials first." Friend of yours, Celt?

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he was known to me a good leader and fighter but not good at doing wedding make up, if you can ignore a man in make up then he's in.....

fights like a demon and has a passionet hart for anyone intrested in dating...

(don't leave your eye shadow unatended)

celtic_f

AHA!!! I see boomerwomen here. Got to call for backup.

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INFILTRATION!!! We have been infiltrated! Boomerwomenspeak space violated! To arms! To arms! CELTIIIIIIIC! In the meantime, while y'all are still deciding whether you wanna jump in and help.

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"Who called for help? I know the signal is behind me, but don't let it fool you, I have eyes at the back of my head as well. Okay, what and where is the threat to y'all?"

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Now the team is complete...we can defend B.W.S....even though I am only a 'pet'!!!

Is this the F.B eye we hide from????

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Good heavens what have I stumbled in upon, dare I ask? As our friends in England might say, "Why I do believe you gals have gone round the bend." LOL...Batman indeed, and whats wrong with WONDER WOMAN?

Chatty...sooo sorry...the eggnog got the better of us. Will this lassy afford us better protection???

Popea

I always used to joke that Xena was inspired by me HA!

You betcha she will Popea and Celtic, and Meridith she looks alot like you too, but your jewelry is much prettier than hers.

Thanks Chatty! I'm honored!!!!! I only wish I could be that gorgeous

No, I meant the personality, Warrior princess and all that LOL.

Me too Meredith thats what I meant because beauty ALWAYS comes from within.

Back from the Christmas break

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Ahhh...boomersisters have come to help protect boomerwomenspeak space from the "eyes".

Okay. If Xena and Wonderwoman are'nt too cold in their bustiers, maybe they can guard the right flank and keep that free from invasion of the "eye". In the meantime, matron will sort out something to keep those bodies warm...just in case..it's winter afterall.

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Stay vigilant, y'all! Keep the paranoia alive!

shhhhhh I am tipitoeing around the room i beginning to wonder if the eye can see past the computer screen, no shhhh seriously don't laugh their may be more than poliester at stake heer............

ps i may moon them later so all you kind ladies avert your eyes about 1 am till then.........

celtic_flame

omgggggggggg

the screen just had words on it no boxes or the write coulers it told me to hit my back button...........i tried telling them i don't have any buttons on my back, but i ended up heer anyway........the plot thikens or has been compleatly lost If you don't see me for a while i may have been consumed by the eye's blink but then again i ..
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.... celtic_flame

celtic_flame

Yes, Celtic: your intuition was spot on! The "eye" spies are monitoring us!!! My spies spied the "eye" spy spying on us!

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Go away, "eye" spy!!! Take that!

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Lola I am begining to think we have to crown a 'new' Queen of "Nuttydom" here on the forum and that, my good woman would be YOU!!! Love your cartoons...

Thanks, Chatty. I shall wear the crown proudly like a woman possessed.



Actually, it's like being in school again and I intend to see in the New Year with a chuckle. Bet, little did you know when you started this thread that it would roll into such. You've created a monster!!!

Hope more join in. Want me to teach you how?

In the meantime...let me put another spell on that FB"eye" spy. "Be gone my lad, be gone....whoooosh!

POPEAAAAAAAAA!!! Someone's nicked your dress and walking away with it...the thieving FB"eye"!




Quick!!! Call reinforcements...they're everywhere including our wardrobes!

Could you beleive it!!!



He was in the closet ladies(no puns allowed)finding my lingerie amusing!!! He also refuses to cooperate in the search for my wedding dress...none of my threats are of any use!!!!Help!!!!

Ha....I have one more trick up me sleeve...I will get Celtic to make hime sing by singing to him!!

Well, now that he has been identified...cuff him! Hands up...in this forum no man is allowed the last laugh! No man ever gets past this swashbuckling boomer mama.

Anne, was Hoover wearing one of your dresses? Just got to this post and have laughed all the way through. Lola, I want to learn how to bring cartoons in. You are all too funny. Thanks for the laughs. Don't stop now!

Okay, Saundra and y'all who want to access our not really so top secret arsenal of characters in our mission to guard BWS against the FB"eye":




1 Open a free account at www.photobucket.com where you can store all your animated gifs, photos and cartoons or any other gizmo for our mission

2 Google "free animated gifs" and pick any from the lot and store chosen image/s into your photobucket account. JOT down the URL of the image you want to post in the message board

3 Reply to the post as normal followed by clicking to the "Image" under the "Instant UBB Code" box. An "http://" pop-up will appear onto which you type in the URL of the image you want to post. Click "OK" so it gets inserted into your reply post.

4 Submit post and PRESTO!!!

5 Stand back and admire your work. Stand back further as with all instructions for missions such as these, they self-destruct!!!

6 REMEMBER!!! Keep the paranoia alive against the FB"eye"!!! Just follow the thread. May the force be with y'all.

Must fly. I have got some swimming to do out of Florida to Hawaii with Vicki at the Snow Day thread.

Up, up and awaaaaaay!!!

POPEAAAAAAAAA!!! CHATTYYYYYY!!! MEREDIIIIITH!!! SAUNDRAAAA!!! AAAAANNNEEE!!!!!! CELTIIIIIIIC!!! He's escaped!!!




Post guard on your wardrobes fellow boomerwomen. FB"eye" are out to secure your lingeries as well...look! one goes around with a suitcase to stash it in. No further proof needed. Caught in flagrante delicto!!!



In the meantime, she'll make some noise until real help arrives

Must really fly to "Snow Day" for a moment. Hold fort!

Your internet antics put me to shame. I'm still trying to figure out how to get my new photo in here.

She is on the look out too.

She is on the look out too.

Lady Liberty is even assisting and this broad ain't blind

If all else fails...then pray!!!!!



A whole generation of womens knickers depend on it!!

"The best defense is a good offense."
some football guy

I've hidden my real lingerie, and set out a bureau of booby-trapped duplicates. Exploding bras, underpants with invisible bugs, flammable stockings that catch on fire from body heat. And slips with hidden radar that attracts hostile Martians, who are on their way down this minute to attack the FB-eye guys!

"I'm on watch duty? But...I've only just phoned home! I volunteer the next guy, Marvin the martian."



"I'll help. I'll help. Who...what...where...why am I needed here?"

yor atracted to meradeth knickers..........their is an attracting device in them, go fetch the culbrite Marvin and bring them back to us ....alive if possible.......



you show him the way betty

we even got the supernatural looking for the knicker theif .....our nations and your nations underwaire won't be invadied........

so girls flaunt your drawers to the max in the meantime........

but bewaire their might not be many clue's to tell if the FB eye has visited so stay aleart...........

yooooo hoooooooooooo ohhhhhhhhhhh

POPEA i equale to you in many ways love

but now in number of posts mhuaaahaa ha

celtic_flameing wayyyyyyy past ya babe lol

I'm right behind him, Celt!!!




Silly FB"eye" needs to be thumped away! Thump! Thump! Thump!