Computer worms

All in favor of mandatory castration and the removal of the forefingers of hackers please raise your hand!!!! Please tell me how warped these jackasses are that all they have time to do day in and day out is screw up my computer. Don't they realize that I am perfectly capable of screwing up my own computer without even trying. And now I have to stand on my head while performing techno feats to fix the screwed up mess. I am sorry that they dislike Bill Gates, but that is not my problem. I dislike alot of businesses but I don't go to some hacker's house and mess with their lives. So now my computer which is only 2 months old, the last one being fried by a virus donated by one of these cyber thugs, needs hours to fix. My oven won't light for some reason, my phone lines are full of static because the squirrels chewed them and it's wet out, my air conditioning system is leaking buckets, and my rugs all smell because the stupid beagle puppy just doesn't get it!!!! Is that enough whining for you all, I'm sure you are ready to take me out and just put me out of my misery. But on a positive note....even tho all the appliances in my house have been besieged by gremlins....my emotional state is much improved as my husband and I try to pick up the pieces. So all in all....I'm still counting my blessings while whining about the other stuff. Oh, and by the way, if you see bill gates, would you please send him over to fix my damned computer.

and what i understand COMPLETELY is that the MAIN thing that was really frying your cookies was that your COMPUTER WAS DOWN

Thanks Kathryn,
You have put it so well!!! We too are suffering this computer attack and need to have Bill Gates fix it.
Do hope you can pick up the pieces.
Thanks,
Maggie

Hummm, I see a lot of humor floating around all that frustration. I think Kathryn should write a little number and send it to Jawjaw to post on her site. In her free time, that is. On the computer, when it works.

Kathryn!
What are you trying to do? Upstage the Queen? My Lord girl that was funny! I could see a whole article coming out of that and it being sold to magazines all over the world. Now aren't you just the funniest thing?

I demand (hey, I'm a Queen, I can demand) that you stop being so funny! Or else...or else I'll...I'll...well I don't know what but as soon as I think of it, I'll mean it!

Ladies! Good news....I managed to fix my computer. If any of you need help send me an email. But meanwhile if you can get to an uninfected PC, go to Symantec.com and download to disc the newest virus definition and the blaster worm removal tool. Then go home and load the tool on your pc. It takes awhile but it should remove the worm long enough for you to get to the microsoft site and get the critical update patch that will block reinfection. Thanks for all of your support, by the way! I'm glad you can laugh with me about this junk. My oven still won't light, the a/c still leaks, the rugs still stink, my convertible top is leaking in the rain and mold is growing inside, I still need brakes....but hey....I'm a boomerwoman, hear me roar!

Roar away, ye glorious Boomer Feline!

I could see a whole article coming out of that and it being sold to magazines all over the world. Now aren't you just the funniest thing?